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I read an article today that a young 10 year old boy is being charged for attempting to set off a fire alarm. Apparently he didn’t actually set it off and that there is fire alarm logs to say he didn’t do it. However despite all that the school principal called the police, without informing his parents. I mean really, the little boy deserved it. If he’s going to fall into peer group pressure by other boys to lift off the cover of the switch, its basically the same as sounding the alarm and disturbing society. He’s lucky he didn’t actually sound the alarm, schools can’t tolerate having to turn it off after it has been set off.

I’m actually in support of the principal to also call in the cops and to charge the boy with this heinous crime. I’m also in total support to not let his parents know, I mean HE commited the crime, not his parents- it has nothing to do with them really. Some may say that he’s not old enough to know better after being alive for 10 years. His bad spelling is also typical of his lack of respect for society and his ability to waste the first ten years of his life. My philosophy is, if you are born, you are old enough to know better.

Anyways, I hope that gets all he deserves. A criminal record at 10, and a lifetime of embarassment for his bad spelling. I hope his parents realise the serious nature of this crime of attempted fire alarm pressing and help the principal punish this young man to the maximum extent. This is one example of where guantanamo bay detainment camp can be of assistance.