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Neo received approval for residency

Neo got approved to live at my place today. It is much deserved after a long time of chasing my ankles and marching on my arm to wake me all the time and still not being officially a resident. Neo is my cat btw, and he is quite fluffy. I don’t have a picture ready to post handy but to give you an idea of what he looks like, here is a list of the ingredients of when he was made:

50% grey cat (head & tummy and feet)

20% possum (eyes & nightvision)

20% feather duster (tail)

10% pantaloons (hind legs)

  • Neo’s head is 50% of his total body mass? He should qualify for the Guinness Book of World Records… they could put him on the same page as “longest distance travelled whilst walking with a pair of shoes made from lego pieces” and “most coins tossed in a six second timeframe whilst standing in a walk-in refrigerator”.

    http://www.brianbaumley.com/pantaloons.jpg

    casbot

    January 16, 2007

  • I have three things to say:

    #1: the rule is “i” before “e” except after “c”, Christian!
    #2: you don’t have a photo of Neo handy. Wwwwhat? There are ten bazillion photos of Neo in existence, I estimate that 98% of those photos inhabit your computer.
    #3 Hehe 50% of bodyweight is his head

    glenn

    January 16, 2007

  • Thanks glenn, i’ve fixed that up… i’m going to post a picture of neo in his all his glory to demonstrate the proportions as described haha

    Christian

    January 16, 2007

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